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BOTANICAL BANDANAS: Refresh your neck

Refresh your Neck!New Handker BandanasArtful. Durable. Endlessly useful.Inspired by the spirit of strength and beauty, these botanical bandanas are made to do it all. Wear it, tie it, wrap it, tuck it, style it—on you or your pet.A timeless fashion accessory with countless possibilities.Now available with many styles to choose at Queer Plants Cafe.

The Trove of Earthly Indulgence

Step into Queer Plants Café's latest gem: a curated collection of locally-sourced, gluten-free, and plant-based delights that celebrate the vibrant flavors of the Pacific Northwest. Whether you're a seasoned forager or a curious snacker, this trove offers treasures for every palate.

🍄 Pan's Mushroom JerkyCrafted in Portland from shiitake mushrooms, Pan's offers a chewy, umami-rich alternative to traditional jerky. Flavors like Zesty Thai and Teriyaki deliver a savory kick, making it a favorite among plant-based snack enthusiasts.

‍🍫 Missionary ChocolatesIndulge in award-winning, vegan truffles from this woman-owned Portland chocolatier. Free from common allergens, these handcrafted delights come in intriguing flavors, perfect for gifting or personal indulgence.

‍🌰 Albina City NutsExperience the rich taste of Oregon's Willamette Valley with Albina City Nuts' sweet and salty hazelnuts. Lightly roasted and seasoned, they're a crunchy, satisfying snack that embodies local flavor.

Molly's aroid & Succulent Mixes

Why You'll Love Molly's Mixes:

• Unbeatable Drainage & Aeration: Engineered to eliminate overwatering mishaps, our mixes ensure that roots receive constant airflow and space to thrive.

• No Compaction, No Pests: Enjoy a consistently loose and healthy growing medium that naturally resists compaction and discourages soil-borne pests.• Perfect pH & Nutrient Balance: Our organic blend is meticulously balanced for pH and enriched with both mineral and organic nutrients, supporting optimal nutrient uptake and vigorous plant health.

• Tailored for Tropical Beauties: Ideal for aroids such as Aglaonema, Alocasia, Anthurium, Colocasia, Dieffenbachia, Epipremnum, Monstera, Philodendron, Scindapsus, Spathiphyllum, Syngonium, and Zamioculcas—each receiving precisely the care they deserve.

• Succulent-Specific Formula: For succulents, our mix offers a premium, gritty texture that addresses their unique need for rapid drainage while retaining just the right amount of moisture.

And here’s the exclusive twist: Queer Plants Cafe is the only shop in Portland carrying these exceptional mixes. Discover a new standard in indoor plant care with Molly's Mixes, and let your tropical and succulent collections flourish like never before.

dandy blend: your decaf friend

Dandy Blend – Your Decaf Friend!Looking for a smooth, rich, and satisfying coffee alternative? Meet Dandy Blend, the bold and malty herbal beverage with a hint of roasted sweetness—perfect for those skipping caffeine but not on flavor!What’s Inside? Four organic, wellness-boosting ingredients:✔ Barley & Rye – Whole grains that bring a toasty, full-bodied depth✔ Chicory Root – Adds a subtle, coffee-like bitterness and supports digestion✔ Dandelion Root – A detoxifying powerhouse that’s naturally rich in prebioticsEnjoy Dandy Blend hot, iced, or whipped into a creamy latte! It pairs beautifully with caramel, cardamom, vanilla, or hazelnut for a decaf delight that never disappoints.Take it home today! Queer Plants Cafe offers Dandy Blend in two convenient sizes, and it’s as easy as stir & sip—no brewing required!